A man named George received ridiculously long jeans from ASOS and the Internet died
George has a problem. ASOS thinks he is a giant who needs giant jeans for his giant legs. George is mad because he isn’t a giant. George has 32-inch legs and is quite comfortable with his height.
On Thursday, George took his issue to the place where issues bloom into beautiful news stories: Twitter. He shared his agony and people laughed in his face. It was glorious.
This is what George had to say to ASOS:
Either that, or George shrunk dramatically in his sleep. The people of the Internet were lost in hysterics and joined the mission to get George his regular jeans. Read more…
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