Breaking: Apple picking is actually the worst
It’s fall, finally. Your favorite time of year. Pull out those chunky sweaters, start sipping those seasonal coffee drinks and get ready to go apple picking.
City dwellers love, love, LOVE getting down with nature, roaming in the fresh air and coming home to bake fresh apple pies from Grandma’s recipe.
7:00 a.m. You awaken to your alarm clock, so, you know, you can make it out of the city before traffic hits. It’s supposed to drizzle around 2 p.m. after all
7:20 a.m. You don’t have any food in the house and you have to meet your sister and her kids to join you, so you assume she will have snacks in her purse Read more…
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