Chris Pratt and Anna Faris pose at El Capitan Theatre on July 21 in Los Angeles.

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By Brian Anthony Hernandez2014-09-28 13:01:45 UTC

Sorry, everyone. Heartthrob Chris Pratt is taken, and if you didn’t already know it, he was sure to remind you of his married status during Saturday Night Live‘s monologue.

The 35-year-old Guardians of the Galaxy actor — the first host of SNL‘s 40th season — sang about his life, especially the sex he had with his wife, Anna Faris.

“Her name is Anna Faris; she’s hosted twice,” Pratt sang to his significant other, who was in the audience. “We had sex and a baby popped out. It’s true. Do you remember that?”

Faris replied, seductively, “Oh, yeah!”

“It’s a really sexy birth,” Pratt continued, referring to their son, Jack, who was born in 2012.

The couple wed in 2009 after meeting two years prior while filming Take Me Home Tonight.

Pratt’s SNL tune reminds us of that one time in 2006 when he sang about polar bears on an episode of The O.C., except he was naked on a bed for that ditty.

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Pratt on Saturday also rapped a bit during a spoof of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”:

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