Fish leaps from water, latches onto unsuspecting man’s nipple
Wyatt Green was just chilling in Utah’s Lake Powell, minding his own business, filming some fish when something akin to the opening scene of Jaws occurred
A lone fish, his eyes staring fixedly at his target, launched himself from the water with the sole intention of latching onto Wyatt’s nipple. The fish aimed his attack perfectly.
After a bit of wiggling around, the fish finally let go of the coveted nipple and swam away, leaving Wyatt perplexed and (probably) a little bit sore.
Lesson learned. Maybe wear pasties next time.