Macklemore owns a portrait of Justin Bieber with pancakes on his penis
If there’s one thing you should know about Macklemore, it’s that he loves Etsy.
And if you can stomach a little Mackle-more information, you should know that he owns a tasteful nude painting of Justin Bieber with pancakes covering his penis.
This bit of trivia comes from Rolling Stone‘s enlightening Macklemore profile, in which Ryan Lewis, who may or may not shop for handmade goods online, explains the decor of Macklemore HQ. Macklemore’s real name is Ben Haggerty, in case you were somehow not aware.
It is likely that he is referring to the the work of esteemed pancake artist Dan Lacey, unless there are multiple portraits of Justin Bieber dripping in maple syrup with pancakes on his dick, in which case, there are bigger issues at hand. Read more…