After a months-long search for just the right name, Google will call its next Android release “Nougat.” The Internet does not like this! Fair enough. But hating on Nougat ignores two incontrovertible facts: nougat is delicious, and Google didn’t have any other options.

There’s no need to argue the merits of nougat, the dessert, because it’s chewy and crunchy and delicious and those are attributes any sane person can get behind. As for Nougat, the operating system name, the fault lies with Google’s insistence on naming its platform versions exclusively after desserts. Nougat was the best it could have hoped for this time around. To prove it, we’ve rounded up all the other “N” desserts—outside of brand names like Nutella or Necco (bleh), which Google didn’t necessarily have access to—that could have been contenders. They are all bad. Or more to the point, they are all worse than Nougat.

Nonpareils

The best alternative; also about 80 percent too French.

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The best alternative; also about 80 percent too French.

Nanaimo Bar

No thank you, bar.

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No thank you, bar.

Natillas

Nothing says innovation like warm custard.

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Nothing says innovation like warm custard.

Neenish Tart

Sounds like a Monty Python insult.

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Sounds like a Monty Python insult.

Norman Tart

Sounds like a Monty Python CPA.

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Sounds like a Monty Python CPA.

Nonnevot

Traditional Limburgian pastry or lesser Harry Potter villain?

Traditional Limburgian pastry or lesser Harry Potter villain?

Nut Roll

I mean come on.

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I mean come on.

Nun’s Farts

Okay, that would have been great.

Okay, that would have been great.

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Nougat Was Pretty Much Android N’s Only option. That or Nun’s Farts