The First Order needs you! A ‘Star Wars’ recruitment pamphlet.
Don’t let all that Resistance propaganda in Star Wars: The Force Awakens fool you. The First Order is still the finest way to see the galaxy.
That’s according to Mad Magazine, long a source of great Star Wars parodies. In next week’s issue, the usual gang of idiots produced the recruitment leaflet for new trilogy Stormtroopers — or “fear ambassadors” — which we excerpt exclusively here.
“Times have changed” since Emperor Palpatine’s days, the pamphlet admits, “but we still have the same old need for thousands of troops as cannon fodder.” Read more…