Your rowdiest, most debauched night has nothing on Joseph Gillespie

Gillespie, you see, was accused of stealing a minor-league baseball team’s mascot costume, fleeing the scene while wearing said costume, then continuing to party the night away while dressed as a dragon

That all happened two weekends ago. But this Wednesday, the world finally learned Gillespie’s side of the story

Epic does not begin to describe it

Initial news reports out of Charlotte earlier this month all read pretty much the same. Guy steals the Charlotte Knights’ “Homer the Dragon” mascot costume from BB&T Ballpark. Guy runs away. Guy is later arrested at his home. (Guy also sports righteous mullet, as shown below.) Read more…

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The mascot-stealing bender that puts your biggest nights to shame