Things your parents say at brunch to kill your soul
You know you should see your parents every now and then. You want to see your parents every now and then. You can’t wait to enjoy a beautiful Sunday morning with them over a delicious brunch
And then they show up
What happens from there is anyone’s guess. The conversation quickly turns from the weather to their impending mortality to your unwillingness to produce grandchildren
They are the reason morning alcohol is socially acceptable.