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Fifty Shades of Grey already had a lot to answer for. Now it’s responsible for what is very likely to be the most deliberately, eye-gougingly awful book of 2016

The widely-loathed hit was the inspiration for Trump Temptations: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, by LA comedian Elijah Daniel, who wrote the book in four hours. “I’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god,” Daniel tweeted Thursday

“My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity.” actual quote from by book #TrumpTemptations

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) January 21, 2016 Read more…

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