Why doesn’t anyone listen to Jeff Goldblum? A new song explores this important issue.
Poor Jeff Goldblum.
No ever listens to him, despite his informed warnings and educated demeanor in films such as Jurassic Park and Independence Day. Over and over again, people have needlessly died because they have ignored his sage advice on dinosaur genetics and the danger of alien invasions.
Fortunately, the problem is addressed in a song called “No one listens (to Jeff Goldblum)” from triple j radio hosts Matt and Alex. Goldblum actually appears in the end to plug his new film, Independence Day: Resurgence, where, most likely, nobody will end up listening to him.